MUSIC FROM THE 2017 DSNA CONFERENCE
Brianne Hughes, Katy Isaacs, Lisa Berglund
Three Lexicographers are We
Lisa Berglund
(parody of "Three Little Maids from School are We" from the Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan
Three lexicographers are we
Wise as a wordsmith well can be
Filled to the brim with philology --
Three lexicographers!
Ev’ ry word is a source of fun
Decades go by and you’ve just begun
Writing a book that’s never done:
Three lexicographers!
Three lexicographers learned, very,
In all the nonsense necessary
For to compile a dictionary
Three lexicographers!
Three lexicographers!
One with a king held a dialogue
One in a shed through the slips did slog
One lexicographer writes a blog
Three lexicographers!
One did compose Greek and Latin verse
Two: in Phoenician could converse;
Three: is a star in the Twitterverse!
Three lexicographers!
Three lexicographers learned, very,
In all the nonsense necessary
For to compile a dictionary
Three lexicographers!
Three lexicographers!
When You Use a Dictionary
Lisa Berglund
(parody of "Never Mind the Why and Wherefore" from HMS Pinafore by Gilbert and Sullivan
When you use a dictionary
Be judicious and be wary;
Lexicography, I warn you,
Is a complicated trade,
And the product is like sausage
So...
